Isn't today gonna be a great day?

Coffee makes you do the strangest things.

I said hi to Brian only to realize his name was Chris.
“You change your name?”
“No, it has always been Chris.”
“Good choice.”

I brought this new Chinese developer (whose name I can’t remember) around the office to meet the associates from other departments.
“Hi! He is new in StarCite.”
“Oh that’s nice.” (To him) Hi! (To me) And you are?”

I greeted EVERYONE I met along the way back to my cubicle.
“Wassup sunny boy?”
“Erika you look awesome today!”
“You know what, the perfume smells good on you!”

I walked into John Pino’s (my CEO) office and went “Isn’t today going to be a great day?”

No more coffee for me.

And why is my bagel so chewy?