Conversation with my boss

Had a great conversation with my boss, CH today. We do that almost every fortnight. He will come by my desk (which is just outside his office), and with a big ball in his hand, he will always start the conversation with a "How's it going Mr Feng?" When you hear that 5 words, you know that it is time for the regular talk. The talk. However, tonight's conversation was different. It kind of cross the invisible barrier into the "I am your friend - we can talk about anything." And we did just that.

He shared with me an analogy.

CH: "Imagine you are in jail. And you meet this really big black guy named Bubba. And he wants to shove his dick into your ass. Would you like it?"

Me: (shocked but later remained composed) Erm.. no...

CH: That's right.

Me: Phew...

CH: Bring this feeling back to your work. Every time your system goes down, it is almost as if Bubba has broken out of jail so that he can shove his dick into your ass. And you won't want that right? So you gotta quickly pull up your pants and run away. Same thing at work. You don't want it to happen so badly that you will make sure you do all you can to prevent the system from going down... so that Bubba will not fuck you. You understand what I mean?

Me: (Turning red) Yes...

CH: Unless he is gay of coz.. then it won't work...

Me: (Thinking) Not true. If he is a bottom, he will love to be fucked. And to be fucked by a big black guy.. that's kinky..

Well, that was only the beginning to a very interesting conversation that included pornography and naked girls. But his intention was good. He was sharing with me some management principles. In fact, I am arranging to have dinner with him in 2 wks time to discuss this issue further. In Penang.

Talk about getting to know your boss better. Kaching!