Work Prayer

Something I learnt @ work:

Grant me the serenity
to accept the things
I cannot change,
the courage to change
the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide
the bodies of those people
I had to kill today,
because they pissed me off and
also help me to be careful
of the toes I step on today as they
may be connected to the ass
that I might have to kiss tomorrow

Amen.